Author Topic: the fun thread (Read 94188 times)

Stefan · « **Reply #50 on:** September 07, 2011, 08:49:53 AM »

Quote from: Andrew on September 07, 2011, 05:01:49 AM

After the laughter faded I wondered who you are parodying?

Them all.

Masauwu · « **Reply #51 on:** September 08, 2011, 12:00:44 PM »

Back to the breath... back to the breath...

Stefan · « **Reply #52 on:** September 08, 2011, 04:12:44 PM »

Masauwu · « **Reply #53 on:** September 18, 2011, 01:25:40 AM »

RC Round Up !Very Funny!

Masauwu · « **Reply #54 on:** September 22, 2011, 01:47:29 PM »

Beatboxing in public

Stefan · « **Reply #55 on:** September 22, 2011, 05:12:28 PM »

thaks for making my smile reappear!

Stefan · « **Reply #56 on:** September 25, 2011, 09:30:56 AM »

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home; maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and gotta love that pig!!!)

Namaste · « **Reply #57 on:** September 25, 2011, 07:19:54 PM »

Quote from: The Marvellous Omannobazong!!! on September 25, 2011, 09:30:56 AM

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home; maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and gotta love that pig!!!)

Hahah.. will do

Stefan · « **Reply #58 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:47:42 AM »

Stefan · « **Reply #59 on:** October 16, 2011, 04:17:44 PM »

don't drink Pepsi ...
but enjoy the commercial

Pepsi Werbung

mettajoey · « **Reply #60 on:** October 16, 2011, 08:28:33 PM »

Ha!
Now that I'm getting back into martial arts that was especially funny.

Stefan · « **Reply #61 on:** October 20, 2011, 11:33:40 AM »

not really funny, actually ...

mettajoey · « **Reply #62 on:** October 20, 2011, 12:22:06 PM »

I agree Stefan. When will the ignorance, or apathy, stop?

Morning Dew · « **Reply #63 on:** October 20, 2011, 01:53:47 PM »

Why did we leave the ocean in the first place?

Andrew · « **Reply #64 on:** October 20, 2011, 02:04:21 PM »

we realised we were swimming in our own poop. nothing has changed it would seem...

Stefan · « **Reply #65 on:** October 20, 2011, 05:11:20 PM »

Hahahaha

you guys cheer me up!

Quote from: Heyokha on October 20, 2011, 01:53:47 PM

Why did we leave the ocean in the first place?

Masauwu · « **Reply #66 on:** October 24, 2011, 03:24:33 PM »

DARE TO FIGHT!?

Stefan · « **Reply #67 on:** October 25, 2011, 05:17:25 PM »

what the ...?

" ... I am drinking my coffee."

Stefan · « **Reply #68 on:** November 20, 2011, 03:53:22 PM »

always make sure your Teddy is with you ...

Matthew · « **Reply #69 on:** November 27, 2011, 11:00:14 PM »

Intro/commentary:

Man rides rollercoaster with no brakes or harness

The full ride:

Austrian Mono-Rail Roller Coaster With No Brakes!!

Madness !

Andrew · « **Reply #70 on:** December 02, 2011, 05:42:57 AM »

A funny line from the monk who lead the 2 day retreat I did a month or so ago, a full room of 60 meditators chuckled, till they realised he was serious.

"If you hate someone, try first to send them metta, generate that feeling of friendliness towards them, if that doesn't change your mood and get you back to practice, then contemplate karma, and that what they have done will indeed come back to them, if still you cannot focus, imagine them dead. That will happen too" (paraphrased)

I chuckled and thought; "these monks aren't so bad after all..."

Andrew · « **Reply #71 on:** December 02, 2011, 05:47:55 AM »

That roller-coaster is like properly following what is going on when the pain starts...I must admit I haven't gone there much lately, just the slow burn...though the brakes are coming off a little.

chintan · « **Reply #72 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:42:11 PM »

Pendulum Waves

Loved the interplay and repeat of cycle..

Stefan · « **Reply #73 on:** December 15, 2011, 07:56:54 PM »

... beautiful!

Stefan · « **Reply #74 on:** December 18, 2011, 09:12:19 AM »

makes me think ...

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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
... ...
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

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Namaste

Morning Dew

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