Author Topic: How many years meditating before I can do "yoga flame?" (Joke thread)  (Read 3476 times)

Hazmatac

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I have practiced meditation but I can't yet do yoga flame. Why is this happening? Thanks.

Robert.

Matthew

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Re: How many years meditating before I can do "yoga flame?" (Joke thread)
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2010, 05:26:41 PM »
What's yoga flame?










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Crystal Palace

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Re: How many years meditating before I can do "yoga flame?" (Joke thread)
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 03:57:01 PM »
You don't need to do yoga for that dude. Just have some Phall at an English restaurant.

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Perform wholesome actions,
Purify your mind"

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soma

Re: How many years meditating before I can do "yoga flame?" (Joke thread)
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2010, 05:37:07 PM »
Yes, you develope some very strong powers when eating Phall - the day after some Phall you can actually move people with your breath - just exhale and people will instantly stumble a few steps backwards in panic.

Crystal Palace

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Re: How many years meditating before I can do "yoga flame?" (Joke thread)
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2010, 06:29:57 PM »
Two men meet on the street.
One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?"
The other one replies: "I'm fine, thanks."
"And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?"
"Yes, he is. But he is meditating now."
"Meditating? What's that?"
"I don't know. But it's better than sitting around and doing nothing!"
"Abstain from unwholesome actions,
Perform wholesome actions,
Purify your mind"

Buddha

Lokuttara

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Re: How many years meditating before I can do "yoga flame?" (Joke thread)
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2010, 12:48:23 AM »
Heheh, fantastic!!

As it happens, myself and another vipassana meditator were playing Street Fighter 4 recently on my PS3, and I actually had no problems pulling off the "yoga flame" move with Dhalsim. Meditation must have helped a lot... But I preferred the "yoga fire" attack :)
"One may be surrounded by great beauty, by mountains and fields and rivers, but unless one is alive to it all one might just as well be dead." Krishnamurti

 

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