How many years meditating before I can do "yoga flame?" (Joke thread)

[Hazmatac]

I have practiced meditation but I can't yet do yoga flame. Why is this happening? Thanks.

Robert.

[Matthew]

What's yoga flame?










Someone has to ask ...

[Hazmatac]

Yoga flame:
http://www.sirlin.net/storage/street_fighter/dhalsim_yoga_flame.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1226558938179

[Crystal Palace]

You don't need to do yoga for that dude. Just have some Phall at an English restaurant.

CP

[soma]

Yes, you develope some very strong powers when eating Phall - the day after some Phall you can actually move people with your breath - just exhale and people will instantly stumble a few steps backwards in panic.

[Crystal Palace]

Two men meet on the street.
One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?"
The other one replies: "I'm fine, thanks."
"And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?"
"Yes, he is. But he is meditating now."
"Meditating? What's that?"
"I don't know. But it's better than sitting around and doing nothing!"

[Lokuttara]

Heheh, fantastic!!

As it happens, myself and another vipassana meditator were playing Street Fighter 4 recently on my PS3, and I actually had no problems pulling off the "yoga flame" move with Dhalsim. Meditation must have helped a lot... But I preferred the "yoga fire" attack